just hangin wiv liz
been taking time out from being a full time blogger to hang out wiv liz, best 99p i’ve ever spent (borrowed off sarah)
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you’ll NEVER guess what i’ve been up to:
wednesday:
will and i went to SINSINS the 18+ sex shop in the city, i had high expectations after watching ghost world and had set my sights on a pvc cat woman mask and the idea of it being FILLED with seedy old men and tons of porn videos. CEX has an “adult only” shelf now, ha.
she’s big, she’s meaty and she’s BOUNCY. turn your fat fantasy into a reality!
jeebus i didn’t realise things like this even EXISTED why would you want to be boned by a fake penis that goes on a guy, i just don’t get it?
just what? there was tons of other stuff which was equally as good, such as the industrial bondage rope and dildos WITH batteries in which i touched and they started vibrating all over the place. there was a book which was like “things he might say to you in bed” and one of them was “what if my penis, falls off?”.
we then went back to phils and watched my big fat fetish as someone at school recommended me it, we were all shocked and amazed, i thought it was bRILLIANT!!
then we went and saw simon armitage, who was really good, just a bit of a shame he read lots of the same poems as last time but he was totally charming so got away with it. Molly Naylor was so good also, she had poems about teen crushes and avoiding people and it was like SHE UNDERSTOOD everything that i feel, and i suppose i sighed and thought “thank god it isn’t just me”
thursday
we sun bathed on the field for ages and i managed to not get burnt and took lots of photos of callum lounging around, everyone has finished for AS yet we all keep going to school for no apparent reason.
hannah anya and i made betty crocker brownies and ate lots of lemon fanta in the sun. we are like 12 year olds giggling about crushes, hannah made us watch “best kisses in twilight” because i was really interested in seeing the sex scene in the newest one, which i obviously haven’t seen, but being my twilight or “robSESSED” pal she filled me in on ALL the details…..
we then went to wagamamas, ate way too much and wandered around norwich trying to find SOMEwHERE to sell us ice cream, we ended up going to mcdonalds because pizza hut sent us away :(
friday (today)
i tried so hard to match and had to keep getting changed every 5 minutes because everything i own is too summer goth and i really have a fear about not wearing tights, it’s getting terrible. I went to phils and we spoke about festivals and dream line ups and films for ages and then went to see MOONRISE KINGDOM
it was PERFECT, so so perfect and the casting was brilliant, we couldn’t believe that Tilda Swinton was in it also (we need to talk about kevin/ narnia) and it had such a good storyline it must of taken such a long time to prepare everything down to the smallest details such as suzys favourite books or sams patches on his uniform. i definitely recommend it, and i’m hopefully seeing it AGAin tomorrow with sarah. my parents and i are watching a pink floyd documentary and my mother just said “this sounds like shakira”
1 week ago on May 25, 2012 at 10:13pm
mum is making me unlimited supplies of pina colada this evening to “help me through revision” but i have reassured her that i’m going to be very drunk by the time i even manage one study, sigh psychology sigh, maybe i should i started revising earlier for an exam that is tomorrow. this was all part of my “i can prove my teacher wrong revising the night before DOES work” oops, i have been in the library at 8:40 for two days running, ha
my super billy ring arrived!!!!!!
1 week ago on May 22, 2012 at 08:05pm
we entered the party zone almost two hours late yesterday, phil took “the wrong turning” so we were wandering around for ages. i got so scared because in the graveyard that practically engulfs the route people pay to have the equivalent of christmas lights flashing around the graves and through the trees it looks like people are there, so creepy. I was drinking pineapple juice all evening because i was driving and got to be music chooser for the tunes, apart from the fact that shanice and i really wanted to listen to greatest day but the official video isn’t “supported by the mobile app” bla bla bla and we ended up BUYING IT, i thought songs on itunes were 50p? this cost me £1! (oh well perhaps i should give back to the music industry once in a while), and it was the most beautiful moment, i was in tears laughing at how serious everyone took it, it was totally fist pumpin. then i grabbed the cat and held him in my arms, sweet baby toby.
some girl drove into the back of my mothers car last night as she was turning to drive down the road before mine, 200 yards from my house. she passed her test two months ago and she didn’t see my mum stationary, indicating, apparently it’s going to cost a minimum of £1500 to fix my mums car and hers had to be written off oops
ignition (remix) and independent woman played at work today
1 week ago on May 20, 2012 at 10:24pm
molly made me the most beautiful ring with billys face on, everyone should check out the other rings she has for sale on her etsy as they are all very lovely and at crazily low prices (if i do say so myself!) xxxx
(via tuesdayblouse)
i have listeNEd to this so many times and it’s definitely one of my favourite poems
“This, this is about women who will prowl 30 stores and 6 malls to find the right cocktail dress, but haven’t a clue where to find fulfillment or how to wear joy”
2 weeks ago on May 18, 2012 at 05:05pm
hi this is ruby coming from the world of FasHION, ha ha
i call this outfit “look at your watch now, you’re still a super hot femaLE”
which totally shows off todays purchases, £1.30 hoop earrings, TURTLE NECK crop top from charity (£2.99) bargains, i also bought lots of artificial flowers so i can make a rookie inspired hairband and my mum treated me to a bunting necklace.
going to see the school play tonight to support my pals who have been working hard all year, i really don’t understand how even though i am a confident person i couldn’t go on stage and perform, i’d much rather take a talk or help in a class, i just COULDN’t stand on stage, so weird. i have been practicing spoken word, (ha) and i’m sure i could perform “pretty” by Katie Makkai, perhaps i’ll sign myself to a open mic night or something to get over this performance shyness, er
2 weeks ago on May 18, 2012 at 05:02pm
english exam over with (until the retake in january, hahA)
my teacher told me to “go out and enjoy myself tonight” so i had a bud at tea and mum bought cheesecake, off the raILS
i only go to school for one lesson at the moment and today i found a news story about swingers in florida so it has turned into a bit of a summer project to build my portfolio
my friend works in mcdonalds and when we were all going through the drive thru he opened the pay window and i laughed so much he threw 20+ full ”buy 6 cups of coffee get one free” things at me, so it was a total win/win situation!!! even though i don’t drink coffee
someone said to a boy at school who just got a kanken ”aren’t those for GIRLS” and i was like “since when did a rucksack have a GENDER”
someone on csi just said: “gon wrap up thos chicken wings to GO”
CRIBS LIVE STREAM TIME
2 weeks ago on May 16, 2012 at 09:26pm
some thoughts before i pass out from lack of sleep
apparently moonrise kingdom is coming out on the 25th now HOW EXCITING, i have watched the trailer so many times i know it word for word, ”what kind of bird are YOU” i’ve also been looking for a dress like suzys because it gives me a very hazy summer feeling and also something to wear to the cinema, cos thats the cool thing to do RIGHT
we are going to BARCELONA with school in february, how exciting is that? it is specifically an art and photography student trip too, which means it’ll be somewhat more interesting. gaudi! picasso! spain! pals! another thing, we are flying there which makes it much nicer, the main reason i didn’t go to paris was because of long coach trips.
my recent purchases on ebay are also very exciting, sarah and i have been organising our summer around the idea that we will have every singstar game, we are still holding out for take that but i bought r&b and ROCKS earlier; bootylicious, pump it, buttonz, what you waiting for?, celebrity skin, oh and i also bought a gwen stefani tshirt, sweet escape- era
and no, i haven’t lost the plot completely
2 weeks ago on May 14, 2012 at 11:15pm
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