work not too bad today i don’t know if anyone on here follows me on twitter to (sorry for repeating if so) but the closer it gets to christmas the crazier the customers so it seems.
I served a lady who said “my husband chose this for me” and i replied; “your husband has good taste!” she then said “my husbands dead he told me to buy it from above” and if that wasn’t weird enough she went on to tell me how she was going to wear this fur coat with the dress she wore to her husbands funeral, i literally did not know what to say.
then i had a guy buying a pair of jeans for his daughter, the woman before me purchased something for £69, which i scrawled down as we have to remember our sales and he said looking at my paper “i’ll have a 69!”. i replied ignoring his wink; “sir your order is £20, we are not a chinese restaurant” what an aSS
a lady said to me “this top is too small for me i need a medium” and i informed her we did not have a medium, she kept picking it up repeatedly until turning to me and saying “can you take money off it” 
HONESTLY, if it isn’t worried men looking for gifts, its crazy women i can’t deal with this.
however!! i met cem after work and he gave me my xmas present “the soundz, the ridez, the starz BALL ABOVE ALL, insane hip hop hoOPS - guest starring: Jay-Z, Trey-D, Sinbad, Lil’ Bow Wow, OutKast and many many more” dvd which i thought was amazing. It was only 25p from CEX (cex makes me feel so edgy they have their own wifi called “unprotected cex” uh) so we went back and purchased all the dvds which looked a) terrible and b) were cheap, so we came out with

1. SHREADDERMAN RULES - £0.75
2. Prince Brat and the WHIPPING BOY - £0.75
3. THE NINJA SQUAD; KILLERS INVINCIBLE - £0.75
4. The Leopard Fist Ninja  - the box said “he’s a loner who’s travelled far” -£0.50
5. smASH HITS video stars! includes busted/westlife/sclub juniors £0.25
6. Raging Angels & Santa Fee - £0.40; this is listed as “2 BUGET FILMS ON ONE DISC”
7. night of the living dead CLASSIC (apparently)

so good haul then! we are going to have a movie night, i need to fin “HIP HOP 4EVA” again so that can be watched after “ball about all”. we went to the cute tea shop but there was a sign on the door saying “private party” when the woman opened it i thought it said “pirATE party” and said “if i dress as a pirate can i come in” and everyone laughed at me for ages so we went vERY QUICKLY AWAY. we then got hot chocolate with whipped cream and talked about cutting bodies open cos thats what cem does now