today we went to hunstanton after hearing about the sperm whale which got dragged onto the beach and it was SO SAD (and bloody) but mostly sad. some people were really disrespectful, sandy footprints along his back and someone had pulled his teeth out sawing his mouth. His guts were hanging out one side making a horrible smell whilst spectators pointed at his penis and said “look thats the foreskin i was telling you about” or “at least he was happy when he died” (urgh)

it was so windy by the sea and extra cold, we went to COD-LICIOUS in town and got chips to eat in the car and mum asked me why i like some dogs and i said “COS THEY ARE FLUFFY” then we drove home and harry slept on me whilst i played solitaire and listened to no doubt