sometimes its good to laugh at yrself

today i missed 3 buses stomped to school listening to girls and swore to myself i wOULD pass my driving test because there is no way i am going to continue to get on public transport. the lesson i thought i was late for wasn’t until 10 so i sat in the café before listening to “how to revise” and “you should be finished revising now” and my teacher making everything sound very easy whilst i’m almost drooling on myself to contemplate actually getting an ‘alright’ grade. i printed my pictures off and got the bus home only to see some girls i used to be really good friends with which was nice (they gave me babybells and chocolate) and i have been moping and wishing i was audrey from twin peaks for at least an hour n a half. my pal asked to a tip for when she starts her driving lessons and i said “when you are leaning over to change gears don’t accidently touch your instructors leg” which is what i do EVERYTIME 
my instructor reckons it’ll be the perfect ice breaker when i have my test, i am not so sure. 

maybe i’ll go back to the shop and buy the playboy shot glass for julia, i also found “spice up your life” on vinyl and DIDNT BUY IT what is wrong with me